white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*
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I just witnessed a guy stuff an entire dandelion flower in his mouth after screaming “I WILL PROTECT YOU, FLOWER” and then spit it out on the sidewalk
I am scarred for life
HE ATE IT OUT OF MY HAND LIEK WHAT THE FUCK IM THE ONE SCARRED HERE TOO. JSAKHFKAFH